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An Illustrated Guide To The Different Breeds Of New York City Dog Parents

Featured image via @oscomics/Instagram
New York City boasts great diversity nearly everywhere you look. That’s especially true if you look at a dog park. Not only are there dogs of every shape, size and smell, but their humans are also wonderfully unique and specific.

Illustrator/cartoonist/genius David Ostow noticed this, too. As he told Buzzfeed, he was inspired after dog-watching/people-watching in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. For every eccentric dog he saw, he realized there was an equally odd (if not moreso) counterpart: that dog’s human. Without further ado, here is David’s helpful (and hilarious) guide to the different “breeds” of NYC dog owners you’re likely to encounter:

Source: David Ostow
1. The Canine Doppelgänger

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2. The Snobbish Observer

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3. The Bookish Setter

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4. The Wire-Haired Gabber

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5. The Long- And Short-Haired Gutterpunk

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6. The New Yorkie

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7. The Sporting Gadget Hound

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8. The Melty-Poo

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9. The Doting Kinderhund

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10. The Studied-Up Pointer

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Want more? Be sure to follow David’s awesome comic creations on his Instagram and his website.

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